I want to walk on stilts...naked
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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