he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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