Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I am one with the molecules
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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