I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i think i just lost a toe
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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