yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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