the new term for farting is butt boxing.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
They have beer where we have blood.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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