Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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