it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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