yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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