Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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