I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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