Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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