ya dads aren't the best wingmen
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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