I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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