your thong is hanging out like whoa
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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