Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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