No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
