do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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