woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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