New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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