Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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