i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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