i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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