how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
