That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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