he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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