Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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