Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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