Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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