your room smells of hookers.
And success
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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