We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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