Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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