I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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