we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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