so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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