North Korea, Best Korea!
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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