I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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