The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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