I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
