dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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