what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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