He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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