3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I love having hate sex.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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