I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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