I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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