True but thats because hes a fetus.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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