I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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