Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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