We're facebook friends in real life
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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