I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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