I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
