i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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