if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize