He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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