Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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