Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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