Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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