He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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