Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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