Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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