K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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